Random Author Quotes

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson

The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said, "I don't know."
-- Mark Twain

I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain

... I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein (Ah, so that's the quote evolutionists use, I bet.)